Rules of OV

  • This is a dictatorship. My blog, not your blog.
  • This should not be considered a family-friendly blog. Things may occasionally become profane. Don’t be sending your 9-year old out here for a peanut butter cookie recipe and then get all mad at me when they see a dirty word. It’s rated R in my settings for a reason.
  • Comments will be moderated, when I get around to it. If you need instant gratification, go to FaceBook.
  • No trolling.
  • No flame wars.
  • No unnecessary cruelty to people who can’t help being “that way.”
  • Do not, under any circumstances, bring your personal turf wars onto my site. I am friends with people who are not necessarily friendly with each other, and I require that everybody play nice here or I won’t post your commentary.
  • No naming names, no naming companies, no posting anything that could get any of us in trouble over any of those annoying boilerplate non-compete or NDA forms we all have to sign to get our paychecks.
  • Because I said so, that’s why.