{"id":506,"date":"2020-03-13T19:28:55","date_gmt":"2020-03-14T00:28:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/outsidevoice.com\/?p=506"},"modified":"2020-03-13T19:30:20","modified_gmt":"2020-03-14T00:30:20","slug":"orly","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/outsidevoice.com\/?p=506","title":{"rendered":"ORly?!"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"500\" height=\"624\" src=\"http:\/\/outsidevoice.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/56537218-DB13-4814-8292-E4CDC182A6B0.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-507\" srcset=\"http:\/\/outsidevoice.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/56537218-DB13-4814-8292-E4CDC182A6B0.jpeg 500w, http:\/\/outsidevoice.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/56537218-DB13-4814-8292-E4CDC182A6B0-240x300.jpeg 240w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><figcaption>I may look super-fluffy, but my claws are kinda harsh.<\/figcaption><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p>DMc: We may be pending a domestic travel lockdown.<br>TMc: <em>Okay.<\/em><br>DMc: That means your flight to your Mom\u2019s might be deferred for a couple of months.<br>TMc. <em>Okay.<\/em><br>DMc: Crap. You have a Mad-Max-level backup plan, don\u2019t you?<br>TMc: <em>Damn skippy.<\/em><br>DMc: Baby, they may shut down the highways.<br>TMc: <em>Watch me.<\/em><br>DMc: Oh, Dear Father, advise us!<br>TMc: <em>Hail Mary, Mother of God, Let\u2019s Haul ASS!<\/em><br>DMc: &#8230;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>DMc: We may be pending a domestic travel lockdown.TMc: Okay.DMc: That means your flight to your Mom\u2019s might be deferred&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wprm-recipe-roundup-name":"","wprm-recipe-roundup-description":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-506","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random-ramblings"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/outsidevoice.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/506","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/outsidevoice.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/outsidevoice.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/outsidevoice.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/outsidevoice.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=506"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/outsidevoice.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/506\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":510,"href":"http:\/\/outsidevoice.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/506\/revisions\/510"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/outsidevoice.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=506"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/outsidevoice.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=506"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/outsidevoice.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=506"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}